let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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