All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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