Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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