Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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