Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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