I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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