he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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