God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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