so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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