The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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