That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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