Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
You took a bar mat shot.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
As shirtless as possible
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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