So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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