So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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