I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
This is my gift to your gina
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I have fence marks all over my body
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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