can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
