WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Randomize
