I don't think brook has ever known best
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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