Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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