This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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