do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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