It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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