I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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