Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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