just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Randomize
