i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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