does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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