who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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