i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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