BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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