Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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