They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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