talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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