You're my little dorito
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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