Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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