Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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