Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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