your thong is hanging out like whoa
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
We smell like vodka and hangover
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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