Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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