got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Actions speak louder than pants.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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