Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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