you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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