After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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