he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Randomize
