just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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