there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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