Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
