I'm so fucking centered right now
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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