everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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