i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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